The Slim Pet Challenge ended June 15, 2010, and TC did not win. There were two winners. Sadie from Paws Claws and All lost 25 pounds and Lenox from Corinth Veterinary Clinic lost 11 pounds. (They're both dogs!) And TC didn’t even place. I’d die of embarrassment.
True TC was running the event so probably couldn’t enter, but she was supposed to lead by example and instead only lost three ounces? I, however, win every year by not needing to enter this type of contest in the first place. See, I actually care about my physique and general wellness. I visit my veterinarian often, eat well and get plenty of physical activity. Not that my life has been easy. Instead of being given diamonds on my collar like I requested, I was only given rhinestones. Rhinestones are so ‘80s. Oh and there was that whole thing about the Texas Veterinary Medical Association (TVMA) adopting me after my unfortunate accident. I was hit by a car, or something, but I was a kitten so I don't really remember that. So whateves. But you’d think that being so traumatized would result in diamonds. I’m just saying. Not that I don’t make the pink collar, bling and little jingly bell look good. You’ve got to work with what you’re given.
