Monday, January 30, 2012

Luna Hats


This probably isn't a surprise to anyone, but recently I received some fan mail containing a picture of someone wearing what they call a "Luna hat." Now I do not endorse the use of my image to sell hats (especially since no one has approached me with money or food), but I can't help but think that this hat on this fan is quite an improvement. More people should try and look like me. So, though I did not give permission for someone to use my likeness to make this hat, I would still like to say to whomever wants to improve your looks, that you are free to try and look like me. I don't blame you. Who wouldn't want to?

Thursday, January 5, 2012

2012 New Year's Reso-Luna-tions:


  • Take more naps in the sun.
  • Finally catch that moving red dot.
  • Continue stacking dead crickets in the corner.
  • Continue being beautiful, shiny and skinny.
  • Continue being better than TC.