Today I woke-up from my comfy chair to find an envelope with a note and this poorly photoshopped picture inside. Clearly the work of someone with no opposable thumbs and a grudge against me.
The note read:
Dear cat-minion,
Starting your own blog?
Well, this is a picture of you that I took last night while you were sleeping.
HAHAHAHA!
No. This is actually a picture of you I photoshopped to look like you were inside the mouth of an alligator. Did you really believe that? Your eyes are open in the picture! You are so stupid. It makes me laugh.
Sweet Dreams,
…I think it’s a threat.
You can read my return note on Facebook.
